Ashley’s Reviews > Not That Kind of Girl: A Young Woman Tells You What She's "Learned" > Status Update
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num num num junk food. a better version of editorial tik tok. where funny people frame going to the dietitian as being banished from eden
— May 12, 2026 08:34AM
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Ashley
is 7% done
sure i'm a little off track here but what am i if not painfully honest about my lot in life. had to exit the sauna mid contrast therapy over these worlds she creates. "my bed was a rest stop for the lonely, and i was the spinster innkeeper". it's impossible not to react strongly to this. i'm comfortably revisiting my college cringe through seeing hers. through lena i understand myself. if lena has no fans i'm dead
— May 08, 2026 02:21PM

