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“People think they want minimalism, people think they want a house absent of stuff, when in fact, a perfectly uncluttered home makes them want to kill themselves. A space must always look lived in for someone to want to live in it.”
— May 12, 2026 10:24PM
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“I felt like I needed to throw a dish towel over his penis and wait an hour to let it rise”
This book is unhinged in the best way!!!! I’m loving it
— May 13, 2026 04:25PM
This book is unhinged in the best way!!!! I’m loving it
Chantelle
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“And please give my husband a spine. I’m tired of him needing to borrow mine.”
— May 13, 2026 02:07AM
Chantelle
is on page 28 of 400
“All men wanted to become legends. It was embarrassing.”
— May 13, 2026 02:06AM
