Lizzie’s Reviews > Rejection > Status Update

Hey so what if that broke my heart a little bit

never been so embarassingly aware of the phrase "please feel free" and the frequency i use it

tf is a cheese cave

Its crazy to read like the most eloquently vulgar yet sincere and funny paragraph youve ever seen and then be like wow.... im inspired to get better at writing.... but tulathimutte the goat i guess

I keep having to google occasional fancy words he uses and then find myself dissapointed when i immediately know what a "slampig" is... i fear deleting instagram was but a very small step to unrotting my brain...