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Here I was thinking I was fiiiinally going to get my dream of a third act breakup that doesn’t get back together and instead Noah comes back with LITERALLY 0 explanation???

You just lost the stars I was about to give you

Normal couple: talk through the hard conversations

AJ and Noah: short run improv show acting out every scenario each night ☠️

“It was supposed to be me”
“Maybe. Maybe not. I guess I take comfort in the fact that someone goes first in every couple”

OKAY AJ is cooking with gas now I see you

No shot I really just read the line “one way ticket to bone town” ☠️

“There’s your game”
“What”
“The ‘Noah Drew dies alone’ game”

GAGGED

This just went from 0 to Me Before You real quick and I was. not. ready.

The snicker I let out every time Peter calls AJ “sister of Mike!” lmao what a nerd 😂

“Please don’t do anything disgusting”
“Depends how disgusting you consider side quests”

neeeerds 🤓

“Falling in love is like becoming a celebrity to one person”