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Athena 💗 is on page 41 of 303

“I take my clothes off for money, Emerson. How sad is that?” She stared into my eyes as she continued to work the same piece of gum she’d been chewing the whole night. “Um . . . sad, I guess . . . but at least people want to see you naked?” I was always trying to be the silver-lining girl.

I don’t think this book is meant to be funny but I have laughed out loud so many times. I love this author.

— May 13, 2026 11:08AM

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Athena 💗 is on page 243 of 303

Damn Renée Carlino… why you always gotta do your characters so dirty?!

— 23 hours, 20 min ago

Athena 💗 is on page 195 of 303

That’s it! I am so mentally breaking up with him. 😭

— May 13, 2026 03:54PM

Athena 💗 is on page 83 of 303

This book!!!!!!! OMG I’m so in love with this author’s writing/story telling.

— May 13, 2026 01:21PM

Athena 💗 is on page 75 of 303

So many different emotions all at once on one page. I already love this book with my whole entire heart.

— May 13, 2026 12:14PM

Athena 💗 is on page 54 of 303

I need this in paper to annotate every other line. This book is cracking me up so much and it’s not even a comedy.

“I thought I was the most obnoxious boy in the world? That’s what you told me last week.” “I know, and I’m sorry. It’s just that I’m a woman now, Jax. I have emotions, okay? You’re not obnoxious today.” - she’s 12 😅

— May 13, 2026 11:29AM

Athena 💗 is on page 44 of 303

“I read her an article about a boozy Hillary Clinton being shipped off to rehab. “This can’t be true,” I said. “I knew Hilary was an alkie,” Leila slurred. Keep in mind Leila is a mom talking to the 12 year old neighbor girl in these conversations. 😅

— May 13, 2026 11:10AM

Athena 💗 is on page 12 of 303

Only 12 pages in and Emi is already exhausting me.

— May 13, 2026 08:21AM

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