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"you need to pee on [your hands]."

"uh...no."

"maritime life isn't for everyone."

"...the only guaranteed defense against grief is not loving at all."

*mikey day voice* AERial tttRaMWAY!!!!!!! 🚡

put "pacifistic to the point of evolutionary incompetence" on my tombstone

this is a thriller?

lmao they pass out at midnight like the farmer in stardew at 2 am