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This motherfucker...

OH SHIT

This man is pathetic, why would you drink something that clearly states its only to be used outside the body?

Ohh look at me poor James, cheated on my wife and now sick, oh poor me i'm a mess
SHUT UP!

"Can't find a blue like that anymore. Cerulean, discovered late eighteenth century."

You think Bachelor Alf reads Runway?

"Its just a prank..." KILL HIM