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average human is 96% done

HELL YAH MAGGIE U BADDASS OMG.

ALL THAT WORK. NOT A WORD SPOKEN. AND A BEAUTIFUL EXIT.

— 10 hours, 0 min ago

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average human is 95% done

“I’ve always wanted to say this. ‘How dare you.’”

AHHH I LOVE U MC

— 10 hours, 11 min ago

average human is 94% done

AHHHH RUMEAN IS SO STINKIN CUTE

— 10 hours, 33 min ago

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Bro’s 2nd cousin is trying to marry him ;-;

— 10 hours, 45 min ago

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And. Mateo reveal

— 11 hours, 9 min ago

average human is 91% done

I LOVE THE USE OF GOING IVER A PLAN TO INFO DUMP. THIS ID GENIUS

— 11 hours, 12 min ago

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Is this Lord Bellan. That one hit knight

— 16 hours, 48 min ago

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Who’s Kai? Why is Sol looking for him?

— 23 hours, 37 min ago

average human is 73% done

LMFAO. HE HITCH HIKED ONTO THE CARRIAGE. I LOVE U EVERARD AND SOL

— May 13, 2026 11:21PM

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And yes. Maggie. Leather and lace. Hot

— May 13, 2026 10:35PM

average human is 70% done

Ughhh.
Everard’s banter/ pining is hot.

— May 13, 2026 10:34PM

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