MJ’s Reviews > The Dark Tower > Status Update

body parts r us made me giggle i fear

haha what

i have got to start consuming happier media

“say sorry” - stephen king a mere page before killing my shayla

i am getting an awfully bad feeling about all of this

stop talking about one of you dying oh my god

well it’s not like he didn’t have it coming

“he was, in a way like Jesus Christ” i don’t think jesus could transform into a spider but what do i know

truly could not remember what was happening but roland was smiling so that’s something