maria’s Reviews > What Happens in Vegas > Status Update
maria
is 34% done
If I had my way, I would put the MMC in a chastity cage and muzzle and throw away the key… guys a certified douche canoe 🤮🤮🤮
— May 15, 2026 01:33PM
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maria
is 71% done
I’d lobotomize myself with a rusty hanger before I gave the MMC a chance 😇
— May 18, 2026 04:43AM
maria
is 5% done
Huge thank you to Hambright PR but I might be DNF’ing this already! The prologue made my skin crawl in the most cringey way.
— May 12, 2026 03:10PM
