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Celeste Cannon
is 99% done
Nah so disappointing it was the bank robber as a wow full circle moment but sure that made no sense. Why would he do that and how? Like he picked this random taxi driver to do all this with idk dumb and stupid, it’s there’s a metaphor I don’t get it. Super disappointed. 40/45% cause there were some feel good moments but all in all pretty dumb
— May 16, 2026 02:06PM
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Celeste Cannon
is 81% done
I’m half hoping the solution is he’s a bit mentally unwell like he never got these cards but it’s what he needed to do hahaha
— May 14, 2026 02:24PM
Celeste Cannon
is 81% done
Ok my feeling at this point is that this is kinda dumb but I was still so pleasantly surprised when the last card had his three friends. Idk maybe the grimy character grew on me but let’s see where this goes
— May 14, 2026 02:23PM
Celeste Cannon
is 65% done
I think all the characters are v gritty and not really in a good way, in a way that makes you feel like they’re all a bit grimey, idk if that’s just me being judgy. But they managed to make the dog feel not cute and cosy. This is the opposite of a cosy read, even when it’s nice and aw that underlying everything is grimy. I have no idea why I feel like that
— May 12, 2026 02:04PM
Celeste Cannon
is 39% done
Ugh I’m finding this such a hard read, I’m not sure why - I’m not very intrigued and I find the characters generally a bit icky
— May 07, 2026 03:37PM
Celeste Cannon
is 20% done
Ew she’s 15 and he’s following her and saying he has the hots for her, that’s all gross. I’m still not seeing where any of this is going? He’s the messenger and his message is to watch people struggle and do nothing basically?
— Apr 27, 2026 12:08AM
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May 16, 2026 02:11PM
I get that the bank robber was the author like that’s kind of a cool perspective nowhere near close enough to save it. I’ve read some reviews and no one is mentioning that it makes no sense this random person?? Just the feel good message like yeah ok the rest though?
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