Abbey S.’s Reviews > The Vampire Lestat > Status Update

armand and lestat are just going to have a zoo-lander off in season 3 wherein armand tries not to cry at the first sight of lestat. i'm convinced. "he's going to get us all killed" and you'd like that, wouldn't you.

THIS IS THE PART WHERE ARMAND READS BOOKS LIKE A FREAK LOL

assad zaman…assad if you can hear me…please do The Monologue…..pleaseeee…..

i've never had a more bitchless, cringe-fail favorite character than armand before. WOW i forgot how embarrassing this entire book is for him (i love it)

“I stood holding the rein of my horse and looking at the small field of graves and could not quite figure what it was. Then again it came, and I knew. I felt a distinct presence in the churchyard” heehee <3

lestat your bitch too bad your hair too blonde your illness too mental they’ll kill you

me now with hindsight: NICKI. NICKI LOOK OUT. NICKI PLEASE.

i'm reading this again but this time it's for science (season 3 premiers in 29 days and i need to remember Everything about armand)

book was getting boring for the last 70 pages or so until it became Armand Central in the last chunk so all is forgiven. Assad Zaman you are my everything for how you’ve portrayed Armand thus far

Marius is like “yeah the eternal suffering and abuse i did unto Armand really makes me feel bad about myself” and meanwhile Armand is alone being traumatized in 18th century France. okay then.