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"Sade writes like the Ayn Rand of sexual violence." insane burn. jawdropping. i'd kill myself
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"Rousseau is one of those artistes who rapturously extols the ennobling effect of manual labor, which he has never done, and is not offering to do."
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no mention of diderot's softcore nun porn... sad
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"To read Clarissa requires the patience God gave a sea sponge"
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"[Samuel] Richardson was the opposite of a man's man. All his life, he preferred the company of women and the manners of women; he sincerely believed they were morally superior to men. Women loved Richardson back ... This love was platonic, but Richardson didn't mind..."
would estrogen have saved him. would estrogen have saved him
— 3 hours, 53 min ago
would estrogen have saved him. would estrogen have saved him
max theodore
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"It is hard not to enjoy Crusoe's steady mastery of his island" DOUBT! X TO DOUBT! IT WASN'T HARD AT ALL!
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"The difference between Corneille and Racine is that Corneille came first and Racine is also a town in Wisconsin."
WISCONSIN MENTIONED!
— May 08, 2026 08:23PM
WISCONSIN MENTIONED!
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"Harold Bloom has called [Aphra] Behn a 'fourth-rate playwright.' This is very unfair: Aphra Behn is a second-rate playwright. Also way cooler than Harold Bloom."
— May 08, 2026 08:17PM
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"It's hard to escape the conclusion that Shakespeare meant this play as an attack on anti-Semitism" [sic].
IS IT????
— Mar 08, 2026 11:16AM
IS IT????
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"Not everyone can honestly say that they enjoy King Lear, but if you don't enjoy Twelfth Night, shoot the director."
— Mar 08, 2026 11:15AM
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hmm. okay i think if your goal is to humorously but genuinely summarize othello you have to say the words racism and black more than once. "othello is an idiot plot there's no reason for othello to believe iago" Address Me 🐘
— Feb 15, 2026 12:40PM

