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Allison Carr
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“So your airheads get sex, and I’m the one who has to listen to you babble? I feel like I’m getting the short end of that deal.”
“Aw, you want the sex too, Wellsy? I’m happy to give it to you.”
I am dead.
— May 17, 2026 04:26PM
“Aw, you want the sex too, Wellsy? I’m happy to give it to you.”
I am dead.
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Allison Carr
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“I’ll be your bodyguard, and your bartender, and most importantly, your friend. I promise to look out for you tonight, Wellsy.”
My heart. 🥹
— May 24, 2026 06:37AM
My heart. 🥹
Allison Carr
is on page 135 of 342
“You’re a bad kisser.”
“I most certainly am not.”
“Yeah? Prove it.”
I’m unwell.
— May 17, 2026 05:43PM
“I most certainly am not.”
“Yeah? Prove it.”
I’m unwell.