haney’s Reviews > Empire of the Vampire > Status Update

got the audiobook from libby and im getting the sense that im not gonna like this book as much as other people do but im determined to finish it anyway

sighhh this books humor is like. i fucked your wife well iiii fucked your sister oh yeah? i fucked your mom.
boooooooooooo so fucking annoying get back to the fucking vampiressssss

enough talk about fictional jesus let me see the hot vampires again

shitting my pants