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Jon Krippe
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"If only she had someone to tell her what to do." Martin loves summarizing a character's entire story up to a point in a single sentence.
— May 18, 2026 12:12PM
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Jon Krippe
is on page 502 of 1009
Biggest ass-pull so far it pissed me off in the show and it pisses me off now. You have any number of interesting characters you can pull to assassinate Renly, any of the southern lords or northern deserters you can invent, and your choice is... magic??? Like yeah ok it's cool that magic isn't as dead as people believe but come ONNN I love Renly too much for him to die like this.
— Jun 01, 2026 01:41PM
Jon Krippe
is on page 479 of 1009
"'I am not without mercy,' thundered he who was notoriously without mercy." LMAOOO
— Jun 01, 2026 01:15PM
Jon Krippe
is on page 449 of 1009
Cersei Lannister I love you so much I want to kill you with a rock
— May 31, 2026 12:48PM
Jon Krippe
is on page 428 of 1009
"Dany had no wish to reduce King's Landing to a blackened ruin full of unquiet ghosts" awkward........
— May 26, 2026 12:50PM
Jon Krippe
is on page 422 of 1009
Last book I couldn't stand the Daenerys chapters now I can't WAIT for the next one
— May 25, 2026 05:32PM
Jon Krippe
is on page 390 of 1009
Gasped out loud at Asha tricking Theon #bisexualdisaster
— May 25, 2026 12:34PM
Jon Krippe
is on page 382 of 1009
Character named Bluetooth in book published in 1999
— May 25, 2026 12:26PM
Jon Krippe
is on page 346 of 1009
I FORGOT HOW MUCH I ACTUALLY LOVE RENLY #Baratheonforking298
— May 21, 2026 07:48AM
Jon Krippe
is on page 325 of 1009
They're starving in the south because of the war but the people in the north come together and have a great feast... yeah
— May 21, 2026 07:29AM
Jon Krippe
is on page 270 of 1009
"Lord Petyr... in a plush plum-colored doublet and a yellow satin cape" ok queer
— May 17, 2026 07:19AM
