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Things are getting real hot and awkward between January and Gus.......

OUUUUUUUCHHHH now I can see why Gus is pissed TF off all the time because if I was in his shoes, I would be too 😭

Oh nvm Gus is pissing me off…what do you mean you still have the tuxedo from your FAILED marriage and then you just made out with your neighbor like it’s no biggie deal?

I’m currently that pointing Rick Dalton meme

I KNEW HE WAS PREVIOUSLY MARRIED

Him being bothered by Meg Ryan’s face made me laugh out loud, and January says “people say I look like her”, and Augustus says “no you don’t…there’s nothing I loathe about your face” Ooooooooooh !!

Augustus, go kiss her !! It’s not breaking a promise if YOU fall in love first 👀

January’s grief is so valid because it’s like she’s breaking up with her old life 😭

Hugging her and comforting her crying while there’s bird shit on her head is quite a compelling why !!! Okay Gus !

His big reveal was “well ACTUALLY…I DID read one of your books”, so underwhelming

“Promise not to fall in love with me” gee I wonder what will happen later !