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shana
is on page 99 of 368
"And if the hot serial killer is watching this right now, Id just like to state, for the record, that I'm recovering from what I'm pretty sure was a recent brain injury."
awww james still defending his honour in front of the hot serial killer who tried to kill him 🥹
— May 19, 2026 04:03AM
awww james still defending his honour in front of the hot serial killer who tried to kill him 🥹
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shana
is on page 180 of 368
"Because she’s been saying your name in her dreams."
"What? Really?"
"No."
"Wow, okay, fuck you."
BAHAHAHA WARNERS HAVING TOO MUCH FUN
— May 21, 2026 06:49AM
"What? Really?"
"No."
"Wow, okay, fuck you."
BAHAHAHA WARNERS HAVING TOO MUCH FUN
shana
is on page 178 of 368
"I blame Kent. He raised you to think it was okay to speak like a criminal."
"And Kenji. Kenji inspires me on the daily."
ofc he does 🤣🤣
— May 21, 2026 06:44AM
"And Kenji. Kenji inspires me on the daily."
ofc he does 🤣🤣
shana
is on page 163 of 368
"They’re for my wife."
DAMN RIGHT THEY ARE 🙂↕️🙂↕️
— May 21, 2026 06:30AM
DAMN RIGHT THEY ARE 🙂↕️🙂↕️
shana
is on page 123 of 368
"I slit this man's throat. I literally killed him, and now he's asking me if I'm okay. I think there might be something wrong with him."
rosa, sweetie, i think you forget he’s an anderson
— May 19, 2026 05:00AM
rosa, sweetie, i think you forget he’s an anderson
shana
is on page 99 of 368
"I'm living Kenji's dream right now," I whisper, still petting the bird's head. "Except for all the blood, I'm basically a fairy-tale prince. All I need is a musical number and a fairy godmother.
wrong fairytale james
— May 19, 2026 04:05AM
wrong fairytale james
shana
is on page 97 of 368
please kenji would never apologise for eating your special sandwich 🙄…and that’s why we love him
— May 19, 2026 03:58AM
shana
is on page 75 of 368
rosabelle watching james is lowk reminiscent of warner watching juliette 🫣
also WHATT this reestablishment might just be a little more well thought than the last because no way they did all that
— May 18, 2026 06:35AM
also WHATT this reestablishment might just be a little more well thought than the last because no way they did all that
