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Reading while waiting for twenty one pilots tickets that were actually $600..... "I grabbed Ariel’s pillow and put it in my mouth and began to gnaw on it."
— 9 hours, 30 min ago
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Ethan Alberts
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“And when she smoked a cigarette it didn’t make her chest hurt.” god i wish i was her also this is immediately better than intermezzo thank GAWD.
— Mar 30, 2026 06:46AM
