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i'm sorry what the actual fuck is the jason groupchat i'm wheezing

okay, maybe this isn't THAT bad

"It's one thing to get shot down by a total stranger. Another entirely to crash and burn with the mother of your child."

Yeah Jason, if i were as dumb as you I wouldn't hold high hopes for this reasonable version of your wife to take up on your offer either.😐

the misogyny in this book is going to make me throw hands. what do you mean this old as fuck married guy can't sleep beside another woman because he thinks he'll have sex with her otherwise??? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS AUTHOR.

"..gorgeously feminine curve of the building."

I'LL RIP OFF MY HEAD.

NO WAY HE USED THE FIG TREE EXAMPLE AND DIDNT GIVE IT CREDIT WTF

growing up i used to idolize nolan and perhaps blake crouch was a big nolan fan to have written this masterpiece(ofshit) but damn, this reads exactly like an inception fanfic🥲 and just to be clear, now i find inception to be pretty mediocre too.

there's something clearly wrong with me to not even like this book even though it seems fine idk

wow, this is like a black mirror episode lol

i had such a hunch about every single plot twist because i believe jason dessen is me and i am jason dessen (i made a joke)