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“Everyone on the mission had two specialties. I’m a botanist and mechanical engineer; basically, the mission’s fix-it man who played with plants. The mechanical engineering might save my life if something breaks”
Is this fucking play about us?
— May 21, 2026 11:42AM
Is this fucking play about us?
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Mika
is on page 27 of 369
“The answer is: I don’t know. I suppose I’ll think of something. Or die”
Engineering final boss
— May 26, 2026 11:54AM
Engineering final boss
Mika
is on page 17 of 369
“In other news, today is Thanksgiving. My family will be gathering in Chicago for the usual feast at my parents’s house. My guess is it won’t be much fun, what with me having died 10 days ago. Hell, they probably just got done with my funeral”
— May 26, 2026 11:36AM
Mika
is on page 13 of 369
“The worse it smells, the better things are going. That’s the bacteria at work!”
HAHAHAHA
— May 24, 2026 08:53PM
HAHAHAHA
Mika
is on page 7 of 369
“They thought I was dead […] They may have even had a brief discussion about recovering my body, but regulations are clear. In the event a crewman dies on Mars, he stays on Mars […] No point in giving that up for sentimentality”
— May 21, 2026 11:34AM
Mika
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“An ironic death for someone with a leaky space suit: too much oxygen”
— May 21, 2026 11:30AM
