Status Update

Susan is 61% done

In love with the concept of someone gifting me fairies to apologize

— May 21, 2026 11:43AM

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Susan’s Previous Updates

Susan is 89% done

Ok that was THE argument of all time

— May 29, 2026 07:43AM

Susan is 81% done

Give up, Dev. You can’t fix her.

— May 28, 2026 06:03PM

Susan is 48% done

Would you rather “He thinks I’m sexy? Because of cricket?” or “You missed my wicket. You’re the only one who even knows what that means.”?

— May 20, 2026 11:46AM

Susan is 18% done

Never trust a Chapman >:(

— May 12, 2026 10:59AM

Susan is 7% done

This girl is so delusional (she’s just like me fr)

— May 11, 2026 06:46PM

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