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“If it were up to you, there wouldn’t even be schools.”
“If people didn’t know how to read, they wouldn’t be turned into idiots by newspapers and magazines. Unfortunately, even if they were illiterate, other marvels of progress would still exist: radio, television. It would be necessary to pierce children’s eardrums and pluck their eyes out. But this would be a more difficult program to carry out.”
— 8 hours, 31 min ago
“If people didn’t know how to read, they wouldn’t be turned into idiots by newspapers and magazines. Unfortunately, even if they were illiterate, other marvels of progress would still exist: radio, television. It would be necessary to pierce children’s eardrums and pluck their eyes out. But this would be a more difficult program to carry out.”
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Andrew Stewart
is 56% done
“If everybody were like you, the world would never have made any progress,” Señorita González Iturrat exploded.
“And what makes you think that it has made progress?”
She smiled scornfully.
“According to you, naturally, getting to New York in twenty hours isn’t progress.”
“I don’t see the advantage of being able to get to New York in a big hurry. The more time it takes the better.”
— 8 hours, 47 min ago
“And what makes you think that it has made progress?”
She smiled scornfully.
“According to you, naturally, getting to New York in twenty hours isn’t progress.”
“I don’t see the advantage of being able to get to New York in a big hurry. The more time it takes the better.”
Andrew Stewart
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“In my view the conclusion is obvious: the Prince of Darkness continues to rule with an iron hand. And the instrument of this rule is the Sacred Sect of the Blind. And all this is so clear that I would be tempted to burst out laughing were I not terror-stricken.”
This guy is nuts. Or is he?
— 10 hours, 5 min ago
This guy is nuts. Or is he?
Andrew Stewart
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O gods of night!
O gods of darkness, of incest and crime,
of melancholy and of suicide.
O gods of rats and caverns,
of cockroaches and bats!
O violent, inscrutable gods
Of dreams and death!
When was the beginning of all this that is about to end in my murder?
That’s one hell of a start to a chapter.
— 13 hours, 14 min ago
O gods of darkness, of incest and crime,
of melancholy and of suicide.
O gods of rats and caverns,
of cockroaches and bats!
O violent, inscrutable gods
Of dreams and death!
When was the beginning of all this that is about to end in my murder?
That’s one hell of a start to a chapter.
