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“I quickly straighten up before I do something stupid, like kiss her. Instead, I take a huge gulp of my beer. Only it goes down the wrong pipe, and I start coughing like it’s the eighteenth century and I’m a tuberculosis patient.”
There’s no need for me to be giggling
— May 22, 2026 06:01AM
There’s no need for me to be giggling
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Zack ;)
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“That’s better.”
He winks. Or blinks. Who the fuck knows.
Oh ew ew. Arrest him. Arrest the professor. Why are you flirting with your students.
I’m sensing bad vibes and oncoming drama. Calling it now
— May 22, 2026 02:43PM
He winks. Or blinks. Who the fuck knows.
Oh ew ew. Arrest him. Arrest the professor. Why are you flirting with your students.
I’m sensing bad vibes and oncoming drama. Calling it now
Zack ;)
is 29% done
“My brain goes caveman on me.
Summer scream.
Summer danger.
Save Summer.”
HES SO FUNNY WHAT
— May 22, 2026 01:57PM
Summer scream.
Summer danger.
Save Summer.”
HES SO FUNNY WHAT
Zack ;)
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Fitzy and his fantasy themed tattoos. And his sketchbook. And his fantasy books. And his love for video games.
Fitzy being a nerd. That’s it’s. That’s the post
— May 22, 2026 12:54PM
Fitzy being a nerd. That’s it’s. That’s the post
Zack ;)
is 8% done
“The book is always better.”
Oh absolutely Fitzy. That’s how I felt after I binged the off campus show
— May 22, 2026 06:20AM
Oh absolutely Fitzy. That’s how I felt after I binged the off campus show
