Rowan’s Reviews > In Five Years > Status Update

“He’s blonde, with green eyes and a jaw that makes him look like one of the superhero’s Chrises. He’s hot. Too hot for me, to be totally honest with you, and evidently, based on his looks and his name, not Jewish. I feel my stomach twist. This is what becomes of me in five years? I’m dating a golden Adonis in an artist’s loft? Oh god, does my mother know?” I cackled & almost made my mom read this part