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If I had a nickel for every book I’d read this summer that involved an unethically experimented-on decapitated head and a single turning point where every assumption we’ve been working under is revealed to be LIES, I would have 2 nickels
— 13 hours, 4 min ago
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Isabel :)
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AAAAUGH everything is fucked… Bero is going to die horribly and he does sort of suck but he’s just a baby boy forced to slaughter and he’s dealing with that as eloquently as a baby can… now he’s gonna be bombed from like 3 sides for existing and not turning himself in to be lobotomized
— 4 hours, 39 min ago
Isabel :)
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I ❤️ books that lie to me and play with perspective and perception❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
— 12 hours, 3 min ago
Isabel :)
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Ooooough… ooooooooohhh maybe do not trust the paranoid spaceship… Maybe the AI went insane after the carnage it was forced to inflict and that’s why it’s been feeding you lies about your home being destroyed, because he’s living in his own delusional future where he, The Velocity Weapon, has already destroyed the planets to distance himself from reality where he’s ABOUT TO.
— 13 hours, 6 min ago
Isabel :)
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HELLO?? Lesson learned, always listen to the paranoid spaceship
— 13 hours, 14 min ago
Isabel :)
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“There is only room for ONE human in my access ducts.” 😠😠😠 What if you were stuck in a house light years from civilization and the house hated the only other person around
— 13 hours, 46 min ago
Isabel :)
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Everybody chillin until the spaceship gets jealous and paranoid and wants to jettison people
— May 21, 2026 03:54PM
Isabel :)
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“Thank you, oh big-brained AI, for performing the duties of my calendar alerts.”
— May 21, 2026 03:52PM
