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Everybody chillin until the spaceship gets jealous and paranoid and wants to jettison people

“Thank you, oh big-brained AI, for performing the duties of my calendar alerts.”

Ok giant grumpy spaceship who spent 230 years in isolation, don’t be jealous now that I found another living human

Giant grumpy spaceship made of kind of world-ending technology who’s been alone for 230 years: “:-P Are cats real?”

Omg the spaceship’s probably-long-dead mother figure read him picture books🥺

What if the spaceship you were isolated on was touchy about whether you offer the appropriate respect to all machines and appliances

Reading a lot of books involving nasty decapitated heads recently…