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“There is only room for ONE human in my access ducts.” 😠😠😠 What if you were stuck in a house light years from civilization and the house hated the only other person around

Everybody chillin until the spaceship gets jealous and paranoid and wants to jettison people

“Thank you, oh big-brained AI, for performing the duties of my calendar alerts.”

Ok giant grumpy spaceship who spent 230 years in isolation, don’t be jealous now that I found another living human

Giant grumpy spaceship made of kind of world-ending technology who’s been alone for 230 years: “:-P Are cats real?”

What if the spaceship you were isolated on was touchy about whether you offer the appropriate respect to all machines and appliances

Reading a lot of books involving nasty decapitated heads recently…