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Giant grumpy spaceship made of kind of world-ending technology who’s been alone for 230 years: “:-P Are cats real?”

— May 21, 2026 01:07PM

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Isabel :) is on page 256 of 544

I ❤️ books that lie to me and play with perspective and perception❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

— 4 hours, 30 min ago

Isabel :) is on page 250 of 544

If I had a nickel for every book I’d read this summer that involved an unethically experimented-on decapitated head and a single turning point where every assumption we’ve been working under is revealed to be LIES, I would have 2 nickels

— 5 hours, 31 min ago

Isabel :) is on page 250 of 544

Ooooough… ooooooooohhh maybe do not trust the paranoid spaceship… Maybe the AI went insane after the carnage it was forced to inflict and that’s why it’s been feeding you lies about your home being destroyed, because he’s living in his own delusional future where he, The Velocity Weapon, has already destroyed the planets to distance himself from reality where he’s ABOUT TO.

— 5 hours, 32 min ago

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HELLO?? Lesson learned, always listen to the paranoid spaceship

— 5 hours, 41 min ago

Isabel :) is on page 219 of 544

“There is only room for ONE human in my access ducts.” 😠😠😠 What if you were stuck in a house light years from civilization and the house hated the only other person around

— 6 hours, 13 min ago

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— 22 hours, 20 min ago

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— May 21, 2026 06:19PM

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— May 21, 2026 04:03PM

Isabel :) is on page 135 of 544

Everybody chillin until the spaceship gets jealous and paranoid and wants to jettison people

— May 21, 2026 03:54PM

Isabel :) is on page 133 of 544

“Thank you, oh big-brained AI, for performing the duties of my calendar alerts.”