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Aleksandra [semi hiatus] is 47% done

I'd met a woman in a bar last night after the game. Alyssa. She was hot, but I wasn't feeling anything more than some light flirting. At some point, I'd grown fond of Shelby's resistance to my charms.
I'd never been with a woman like her, who challenged me and didn't get stars in her eyes every time I spoke.

*crying cat with thumbs up* 47% in and he still tries with ow 👍🏼

— May 23, 2026 09:48AM

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Aleksandra [semi hiatus] is 88% done

"If I don't make it out, tell Shelby I love her and I want her to have an amazing life," I said, my throat tight. "Promise me."

He’s being totally irresponsible and ridiculous

— May 23, 2026 10:20AM

Aleksandra [semi hiatus] is 87% done

he’s coming back to save other people in the arena meanwhile his gf is in the hospital having his baby 🥰 you’re not a firefighter man, save yourself

— May 23, 2026 10:19AM

Aleksandra [semi hiatus] is 84% done

not the explosion LMAOOOOOO

— May 23, 2026 10:16AM

Aleksandra [semi hiatus] is 65% done

a 3-month separation wtf and I’m kinda confused about why it did even happen

— May 23, 2026 10:00AM

Aleksandra [semi hiatus] is 25% done

I sighed heavily. "Yeah, joke's on me, right? I tried to go home with a woman in Vancouver last week and I couldn't even get hard. She was just so...
not Shelby."

🤢🤢🤢🤢

— May 23, 2026 09:14AM

Aleksandra [semi hiatus] is 20% done

this is worse than I thought… she’s a virgin WTFFFFFFF

— May 23, 2026 09:02AM

Aleksandra [semi hiatus] is 17% done

She was right. Hell, it could take multiple tries to get her knocked up, and what if she got hooked on the sex? Women usually caught feelings from sleeping together, no matter what arrangements were agreed upon up front.

Oh would you look at that

— May 23, 2026 08:37AM

Aleksandra [semi hiatus] is 7% done

She immediately passed me a Sharpie and pulled down on the collar of her V-neck T-shirt, baring half of her breast. This was their tradition-having me sign their breasts after games.

Jesus

— May 23, 2026 08:16AM

Aleksandra [semi hiatus] is starting

don’t know why I’m doing this to myself since he’s a manhoe but I’m desperate for some cringe and rage bait

— May 23, 2026 08:14AM