Caitlin’s Reviews > The Butcher's Masquerade > Status Update

5/5 for making me cry. 5/5 for the shocking realizations throughout. 5/5 for the Donut spotlights and the Mongo moonwalking twists. 5/5 for the comicon scene alone. Congrats Matt Dinniman, I am both heartbroken, furious, and applauding.

I… the layers of things happening both in the crawl and in the pineapple cabaret… I was just growing to like Willow, it’s a shame stupid mimics are taking over. Poor Gary though, he deserves better.

HOW FREAKIN DARE YOU. WHO PUT THAT IDEA IN YOUR HEAD THIS IS NOT EVEN FUNNY. THIS IS NOT FUNNY. TAKE IT BACK NOW.

Imma come back to the whole “buying-a-faction-wars-spot” thing later more importantly YOU LET PREPOTENTE JOIN THE GROUP??

I’m crying again that was so much 😭 how is it we won but it doesn’t feel like a victory?

Signet I never thought I’d come to care for you but damn Carl has that NPC awakening effect that really makes me come to love all the NPCs like you. These last few books, Carl was helping the NPCs and they helped back. But Signet, I think you helped him the most.

Oh Carl… 😨😢 the running water makes sense now 😭

I want to know how Donut managed to teach Mongo, a freakin DINOSAUR, to moonwalk 😂😂 I’m dying just picturing it

Carl what did you expect, Donut is incapable of “lowkey”

Damn this AI what is it doing??