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oh nooo he just spat in his girlfriend’s brother’s face and the girlfriend’s brother licked the spit clean off and they proceeded to trade spit with their fingers 😛😛😛 the spit chronicles have begun!
— May 24, 2026 12:16PM
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May 24, 2026 12:48PM
i...am not sure how to react to what i just read 😭😭😭
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idk how that happened but my finger slipped and pressed want to read🤔
@évieane LMAO 😭 shocked into (sexy) silence 💋
@juljul aaAAA i was going to spam ur comments BECAUSE dane (spit licker nr 1) is kinda giving me steph 😭😭 that self deprecating sense of humor when all he really wants is to love & be loved ❤️🩹 and then the spit… yeah you will absolutely eat this up 😌
@bookluvr it’s a real “oh noo” predicament (👹)
