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sorry lowe but koen just got name checked for the first time and 👹👹👹 ill need to be institutionalized after that mate reread

“my sopping cunt”
“my sweet smelling fluid”
“my compact walls”

i’m about to self harm ROOKSAGE YOU BETTER BE FUCKING WORTH IT

“the other two are lower down,” said crane. “two for joy.”

i was NOT expecting my first historical romance to have a tatted mc 👹👹

“i like to stretch innocent sigmas.”

IYKYK 👹👹👹 oh i think The closet has been dethroned for me

Kilian: I’m with Theo on this one. Why is
Gabriel calling you a puppy?
Isobel: He told me to come and I came.
Kilian: ...
Isobel: What?
Kilan: ...
Isobel: Seriously? What?
Kilian: If I told you to come, would you?
Isobel: I mean, I guess?
Kilian: Go to bed.

RAAAAAAH

“only sato could turn saving someone’s life into something frightening, like he was marking her for later, for something more sinister.”

oscar more screen time WHEN

“why are you being so mean to me?”
“are you serious? you fingered my mouth while i was dying and paralyzed.”
“i comforted you.”

psychopathic babygirl men i love youuu 💕

kicking off my 2 weeks off work with The jackson sinclair ofc. yes this is my 3rd reread this year AND COUNTING 😝💓💓

there’s a very “only AH” scene in this that i am VERY up about iykyk 😛😛

“this wasn’t the first time pavel had shapeshifted into the other man. on the days when he was the weakest, where he felt like he might cave, he’d resort to this instead. turn himself into the object of his affection and fuck himself in front of the mirror, wondering if he got the expressions right.”

🫪🫪 i have not one appropriate thing to say #simpcity

“i like knowing i’m seeing something few people get to see. even from the beginning, you’ve let me in, accidentally or not. you exposed your true self to me and i covet it. covet you.”

kel that same page: “how many times do you think i’ll have to dick you down to cripple you with my cock?”

and that is what i call balance 🫶🏼🫶🏼

they’re so sexyyyyy 😫😫

no one will ever dub con/forced marriage/blackmail/manipulation/codependence like this ever again

i miss the days when i could read new books. anyway 16th reread of the year: the sexiest psychopathic loverboys to ever loverboy 😇💚

”such a pretty wife. such a trusting wife.”

🫩🫩👹🫩🫩

”who’s the world’s hottest wife?”

as he’s 👅 and simultaneously stroking himself. pterodactyl screeching every time

In the photo she just posted, I’m looking at her with a tight, tortured expression, like I want to devour her.

Wife guy, someone already commented.

it has begun. alexei big dick “my wife” volkov 😫👹🫦🫦

yes i am in fact starting yet another gloves off reread knowing full well i have to get up at 4:30 tomorrow. tomorrow’s me problems are not my problems yet 🙂‍↔️😛💜

“i can still smell the alcohol coming off you. think if i kissed you, i could get drunk?”

✋🏼🫩🤚🏼

reread o’clock 😝😝😝

as if telepathic mind merge quickies wasn’t enough. there’s also sweetheart AND princess ??

expect 0 objectivity from me when i rate this 💋

telepathic mind merge quicky because of their elbows accidentally touching is crazyyy (so crazy 😛👹)

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK

“the next time you look at me like that, i’m going to make good on at least five of the scenarios i have going on in my head.”
“so, it’s a sex thing.”
“no, it’s a stella thing.”

i really am a hoe bc the way i’m switching teams rn ✌🏼😝✌🏼

them being born on the same day.

i know what this means for the love triangle war. i KNOW 💔 (i don’t know shit)

“other hand, vienna. i want to see your rings while your fingers are curled around my dick.”

my favorite “my wife” micro trope 😛😛😛 adjusting rings. intense staring at rings. “wear your rings” sir yes sir!

keeping his gaze locked with mine, he set the glass on the nightstand. and then he started unbuttoning his shirt.

i thought i was prepared for dane davenport hotel suite scene this reread.

i thought WRONG.

i forgot how obsessed dane was with vienna’s hair 😫

someone needs to call the horny police on me because even this little detail has me crawling walls

rereading my soul couple 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼 (if this suddenly doesn’t hit the way it did the first time i will kms)

WHAT was that rut scene and WHERE can i get more

books 2 & 6 are speaking to my spiritual inner slut but for once in my life i want to start a series from the beginning. alessandra don’t let me down alessandra!!!

“but you’re such a spoiled little thing,” ksar said, his tone rough and nasty. “you’d prefer to be the one getting pleasured while you do nothing but just lie there and take cock.”

boys stop flirtinggg (boys flirt harder!!!)