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ulmee
ulmee is 33% done with Unnatural (The Wrong Alpha, #1)
WHAT was that rut scene and WHERE can i get more
Jun 09, 2026 07:09AM 8 comments
Unnatural (The Wrong Alpha, #1)

ulmee
ulmee is starting Unnatural (The Wrong Alpha, #1)
books 2 & 6 are speaking to my spiritual inner slut but for once in my life i want to start a series from the beginning. alessandra don’t let me down alessandra!!!
Jun 08, 2026 10:21AM 20 comments
Unnatural (The Wrong Alpha, #1)

ulmee
ulmee is 35% done with That Irresistible Poison (Calluvia's Royalty, #2)
“but you’re such a spoiled little thing,” ksar said, his tone rough and nasty. “you’d prefer to be the one getting pleasured while you do nothing but just lie there and take cock.”

boys stop flirtinggg (boys flirt harder!!!)
Jun 05, 2026 10:16AM Add a comment
That Irresistible Poison (Calluvia's Royalty, #2)

ulmee
ulmee is 10% done with That Irresistible Poison (Calluvia's Royalty, #2)
i’m smelling another alessandra hazard 5 ⭐️ aaaAAAAAAA
Jun 05, 2026 05:46AM Add a comment
That Irresistible Poison (Calluvia's Royalty, #2)

ulmee
ulmee is 68% done with Failure to Match (Bad Billionaire Bosses, #2)
It got worse when he hooked a finger under my dainty gold necklace and used it to pull me forward. Like a collar.

Jackson tutted at me like I’d misbehaved. “Is that how good little fucktoys speak to their owners, Jamie?”


3 rereads in and chapter 24 & 28 still got me acting like a cat in heat ✋🏼🫩🤚🏼 meow
May 31, 2026 10:24AM 2 comments
Failure to Match (Bad Billionaire Bosses, #2)

ulmee
ulmee is starting Failure to Match (Bad Billionaire Bosses, #2)
if you saw me rereading a month ago— well, you about to see it again 💋
May 30, 2026 10:28AM 7 comments
Failure to Match (Bad Billionaire Bosses, #2)

ulmee
ulmee is 30% done with Salt (Like Teammates #2)
oh nooo he just spat in his girlfriend’s brother’s face and the girlfriend’s brother licked the spit clean off and they proceeded to trade spit with their fingers 😛😛😛 the spit chronicles have begun!
May 24, 2026 12:16PM 6 comments
Salt (Like Teammates #2)

ulmee
ulmee is 25% done with Losers: Part II (Losers, #2)
i’ll be entering a week long mourning period as soon as this reread is over ✌🏼😙✌🏼
May 23, 2026 02:25AM 2 comments
Losers: Part II (Losers, #2)

ulmee
ulmee is 2% done with Suck (Feed and Feast, #1)
“the monsters, we would later learn, were hungry for something only we could provide. and they were here to stay.”

whatever could they want 😛😛😛
May 12, 2026 10:43PM 4 comments
Suck (Feed and Feast, #1)

ulmee
ulmee is 5% done with Wait for It
i’ve missed them so much 🤧🩷
May 09, 2026 08:21AM 4 comments
Wait for It

ulmee
ulmee is 23% done with The Sweetest Oblivion (Made, #1)
“Which hand did he use?”

😛🫦💦🤰🧯
May 05, 2026 08:43AM 10 comments
The Sweetest Oblivion (Made, #1)

ulmee
ulmee is starting The Sweetest Oblivion (Made, #1)
it’s reread o’clock 😛💓♠️🧯💍 sorry in advance to all my sweetest oblivion haters
May 04, 2026 11:15AM 10 comments
The Sweetest Oblivion (Made, #1)

ulmee
ulmee is starting Heartless (Chestnut Springs, #2)
yearly pre-birthday reread (i’m officially almost 2 years too old for cade eaton 🤧💔)
May 02, 2026 04:38AM 2 comments
Heartless (Chestnut Springs, #2)

ulmee
ulmee is 8% done with Crash-Landed in Love (He's Out of This World 1#)
i love this sweet alien himbo already 😭😭😭
Apr 21, 2026 06:53AM 2 comments
Crash-Landed in Love (He's Out of This World 1#)

ulmee
ulmee is 70% done with Failure to Match (Bad Billionaire Bosses, #2)
“Do well behaving fucktoys close their legs before they’re done being used, Jamie?”

sorry for the horny everyone (no i’m not) i’m so pregnant once again bye
Apr 19, 2026 12:05PM 4 comments
Failure to Match (Bad Billionaire Bosses, #2)

ulmee
ulmee is starting Failure to Match (Bad Billionaire Bosses, #2)
the slump has officially beaten my ass. time to revisit my top 5 contemporary romance man & ALL time fav eater 😛😛😛
Apr 19, 2026 06:10AM 6 comments
Failure to Match (Bad Billionaire Bosses, #2)

ulmee
ulmee is 65% done with Slaying the Vampire Conqueror
yes i’m reading for the plot but also he just fed from her inner thigh while simultaneously 🖖🏼🖖🏼🖖🏼 her with her own blood
Apr 11, 2026 10:35AM 8 comments
Slaying the Vampire Conqueror

ulmee
ulmee is starting Garron Park (From Nothing, #1)
i miss my children 🫶🏼
Mar 13, 2026 07:07AM Add a comment
Garron Park (From Nothing, #1)

ulmee
ulmee is 15% done with Clash of Claws (Shifter Guardians Academy, #1)
oh im about to slurp this UPPP
Mar 09, 2026 10:09AM 2 comments
Clash of Claws (Shifter Guardians Academy, #1)

ulmee
ulmee is 61% done with Bitter Confessions (Singed #3)
when will men start kissing shoulders, palms and FINGERTIPS again
Mar 05, 2026 05:54AM 1 comment
Bitter Confessions (Singed #3)

ulmee
ulmee is 58% done with Bitter Confessions (Singed #3)
coating his fingers in her liberal fluids

her what???
Mar 03, 2026 11:13AM 3 comments
Bitter Confessions (Singed #3)

ulmee
ulmee is 19% done with Bitter Confessions (Singed #3)
She gasped when he nipped her ear. “Roth.”
“You’re dealing with Jamie, baby.”

they’re a DISEASE ✋🏼😩
Mar 02, 2026 07:37AM 1 comment
Bitter Confessions (Singed #3)

ulmee
ulmee is 15% done with Bitter Secrets (Singed, #2)
plot is literally going NOWHERE but i’m too weak for them and their toxic asses 🧠🔫
Feb 22, 2026 08:58AM 2 comments
Bitter Secrets (Singed, #2)

ulmee
ulmee is 70% done with Bitter Heat (Singed, #1)
“what time is it?”
“time to fuck.”

it’s giving ronan 😩😩
Feb 21, 2026 02:47AM Add a comment
Bitter Heat (Singed, #1)

ulmee
ulmee is 64% done with Gloves Off (Vancouver Storm, #4)
His hand smooths over my backside. “Good girl.”
Another shiver of delight moves through me.
“Shut up,” I huff.
“What else would you be, with those pretty
bows on your ankles?”

BARKING
Feb 11, 2026 11:41AM 3 comments
Gloves Off (Vancouver Storm, #4)

ulmee
ulmee is 24% done with Gloves Off (Vancouver Storm, #4)
i forgot how PATHETIC alexei was over georgia’s heels man’s going feral every chapter 😩😩😩
Feb 10, 2026 11:01AM 6 comments
Gloves Off (Vancouver Storm, #4)

ulmee
ulmee is 38% done with The Fake Out (Vancouver Storm, #2)
“Don’t bully me, Hartley.” He nips my earlobe
and my lips part. “It makes me hard.”

“Stop acting drunk or I’m going to take advantage of you.”
“Promise?”

oh he can get IT
Feb 08, 2026 01:21AM 2 comments
The Fake Out (Vancouver Storm, #2)

ulmee
ulmee is 38% done with The Eclipse Ritual
y’all don’t even wanna know how much of this brothersister cult i’m highlighting 🫩🫩✌🏼🚨🚔
Jan 16, 2026 08:50AM 8 comments
The Eclipse Ritual

ulmee
ulmee is 80% done with Mate (Bride, #2)
ITS HEAT OCLOCK!!!
Jan 13, 2026 08:46AM 2 comments
Mate (Bride, #2)

ulmee
ulmee is 16% done with Mate (Bride, #2)
this slump must have killed the ali hater in me because why am i slurping this up
Jan 12, 2026 10:16AM 2 comments
Mate (Bride, #2)

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