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kicking off my 2 weeks off work with The jackson sinclair ofc. yes this is my 3rd reread this year AND COUNTING 😝💓💓
— Aug 12, 2026 07:50AM
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It got worse when he hooked a finger under my dainty gold necklace and used it to pull me forward. Like a collar.
Jackson tutted at me like I’d misbehaved. “Is that how good little fucktoys speak to their owners, Jamie?”
3 rereads in and chapter 24 & 28 still got me acting like a cat in heat ✋🏼🤚🏼 meow
— May 31, 2026 10:24AM
Jackson tutted at me like I’d misbehaved. “Is that how good little fucktoys speak to their owners, Jamie?”
3 rereads in and chapter 24 & 28 still got me acting like a cat in heat ✋🏼🤚🏼 meow
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if you saw me rereading a month ago— well, you about to see it again 💋
— May 30, 2026 10:28AM
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“Do well behaving fucktoys close their legs before they’re done being used, Jamie?”
sorry for the horny everyone (no i’m not) i’m so pregnant once again bye
— Apr 19, 2026 12:05PM
sorry for the horny everyone (no i’m not) i’m so pregnant once again bye
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the slump has officially beaten my ass. time to revisit my top 5 contemporary romance man & ALL time fav eater 😛😛😛
— Apr 19, 2026 06:10AM
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Aug 12, 2026 07:59AM
GIRL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you know what? hell yeah. 3 times in one year is like me and in her own league 🤣
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@bookluvr the fact that it’s 3 times since APRIL too 🤣🤣🤣 wait i think in her own league came out around the same time so at least we’re kindred souls in our insanity 🤣🫶🏼
I admire your dedication towards this book! Enjoy this (re)reread, babe! ❤️🫶
@alexandra dedication or sickness? why not both 😛 thank you babe 💕
@alexia thank you dear 💖
@juljul using my free will as god intended 😌