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“Do well behaving fucktoys close their legs before they’re done being used, Jamie?”
sorry for the horny everyone (no i’m not) i’m so pregnant once again bye
— Apr 19, 2026 12:05PM
sorry for the horny everyone (no i’m not) i’m so pregnant once again bye
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It got worse when he hooked a finger under my dainty gold necklace and used it to pull me forward. Like a collar.
Jackson tutted at me like I’d misbehaved. “Is that how good little fucktoys speak to their owners, Jamie?”
3 rereads in and chapter 24 & 28 still got me acting like a cat in heat ✋🏼🤚🏼 meow
— May 31, 2026 10:24AM
Jackson tutted at me like I’d misbehaved. “Is that how good little fucktoys speak to their owners, Jamie?”
3 rereads in and chapter 24 & 28 still got me acting like a cat in heat ✋🏼🤚🏼 meow
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if you saw me rereading a month ago— well, you about to see it again 💋
— May 30, 2026 10:28AM
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the slump has officially beaten my ass. time to revisit my top 5 contemporary romance man & ALL time fav eater 😛😛😛
— Apr 19, 2026 06:10AM
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he leaned in to whisper his answer like it was a secret. “because you’ve managed to awaken something rather odd in me. the more you turn down my money, the more… inclined i become to want to spend it on you.”
me WHEN
— Jun 08, 2025 08:47AM
me WHEN
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Apr 19, 2026 01:32PM
I had to read that thrice. It’s too late for this, my brain is fried lolll 🤣🧎🏼♀️🧎🏼♀️
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@minne that’s that jackson sinclair effect 💋 (choosing to believe it’s that and not my messy ass sentence structure and the perpetual absence of commas)


