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“my sopping cunt”
“my sweet smelling fluid”
“my compact walls”
i’m about to self harm ROOKSAGE YOU BETTER BE FUCKING WORTH IT
— Sep 08, 2026 11:30AM
“my sweet smelling fluid”
“my compact walls”
i’m about to self harm ROOKSAGE YOU BETTER BE FUCKING WORTH IT
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Sep 08, 2026 11:39AM
“sticky nectar ambrosia leaked down my legs” 😍😍😍
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hahahahahahhahaha LOL
@everyone girls i’m fighting demons reading this but i ain’t raise no quitter!!! (nobody look at my dnf shelf)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 there’s a reason this was 2 stars for me 🥲
@bookluvr you’re more generous than me queen
This is a hate crime against smut I feel like
yeah, this read was rough. My bookclub girlies urged me to push on but I fear this was something else.