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“i can still smell the alcohol coming off you. think if i kissed you, i could get drunk?”
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— Jul 07, 2026 10:33AM
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ulmee
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everyone saying this is the hottest thing they ever read: im so sorry for doubting yall 🙏🏼🙏🏼
— Sep 01, 2025 08:08AM
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Jul 07, 2026 07:28AM
Damn, ENJOY! I’ll need to reread this soon, too! 😏🥵
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@pauline with HASTE ‼️ i need to be chained to a tree once again. they’re so hot and precious 😔
@juljul you’d be chained to the horny tree right next to me. they’re so 😫👹