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Pro tip: read Wodehouse at the beach while your friend reads a different Wodehouse right next to you so you can both chuckle and read aloud different quotes. It’s what Emma M Lion would do

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Attempted Wendell Berry but Josh “butt-face” Hammingh was being annoying so I switched to this (more attention-grabbing)

— May 23, 2026 11:46PM

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My girlfriend doesn’t like it when I read this around her because I keep cackling and she feels left out. Or I read her a line that isn’t funny out of context

— Mar 28, 2026 12:22AM

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— Mar 27, 2026 10:03PM