Sam Hillman’s Reviews > The Things Gods Break > Status Update
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cronos has his TOES OUT?! Sir. Please. Time and place.
— May 26, 2026 06:32AM
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Awe. Hades being a soft emotional boy is kinda amazing
— 22 hours, 49 min ago
Sam Hillman
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For the love of god(s) please wait to get your dick wet until AFTER you make sure everything is good 😒🙄
— 22 hours, 59 min ago
Sam Hillman
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“You need to verify it’s me”
Hey buddy. I really feel like she meant a code word or something, but go off I guess?
— May 26, 2026 06:49AM
Hey buddy. I really feel like she meant a code word or something, but go off I guess?

