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Sam Hillman is 94% done

Awe. Hades being a soft emotional boy is kinda amazing

— 14 hours, 8 min ago

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Sam Hillman is 95% done

Wait…what happened to Medusa?

— 14 hours, 8 min ago

Sam Hillman is 92% done

For the love of god(s) please wait to get your dick wet until AFTER you make sure everything is good 😒🙄

— 14 hours, 18 min ago

Sam Hillman is 84% done

Father 🥺☹️

That was uncalled for Abigail

— 15 hours, 23 min ago

Sam Hillman is 77% done

“You need to verify it’s me”

Hey buddy. I really feel like she meant a code word or something, but go off I guess?

— 16 hours, 8 min ago

Sam Hillman is 74% done

cronos has his TOES OUT?! Sir. Please. Time and place.

— 16 hours, 25 min ago

Sam Hillman is on page 474 of 673

Medusa is low key funny here 😂

— May 25, 2026 07:14PM

Sam Hillman is on page 393 of 673

— May 25, 2026 04:09PM

Sam Hillman is on page 211 of 673

— May 24, 2026 07:19PM

Sam Hillman is on page 92 of 673

When I tell you I’m so confused rn

— May 24, 2026 03:36PM

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