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Haley is 72% done

no man would ever express this level of self reflection and accountability and that’s how you know this is written by a woman

— May 26, 2026 11:41AM

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Haley’s Previous Updates

Haley is 80% done

the random incel plotline ??

— May 28, 2026 06:25AM

Haley is 60% done

I loved the conversation about vacuous truth. She’s such a phenomenal character writer, seems to need nothing to hit the ground running. Do you think Sally Rooney would be romantically interested in a slightly overweight Canadian woman? asking for a friend

— May 26, 2026 08:51AM

Haley is 50% done

lowkey autistic representation

— May 24, 2026 07:49AM

Haley is 40% done

— May 20, 2026 03:24PM

Haley is 30% done

agony intense enough to annihilate 😪

— May 14, 2026 11:18AM

Haley is 15% done

— May 13, 2026 08:40AM

Haley is 5% done