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uuuuuuuu.. PRIMAL PLAY 😏

This made me GASP.. Daaamn ahahhaah wow okay

DAMN!

Fucket list? Ahahahah… true.. it IS a fucket list ahahah

“Face-sitting: Is there a death potential here? Like, really—when a man says “sit on my face,” does he actually mean to literally SIT or are we talking a hover situation?”
THIS KILLED ME.. IM CRYING

“I stared at him, high on the feeling, and reached for my notebook and a pen.
“What the hell are you doing?” he asked.
I couldn’t even look up, already scribbling words onto the blank page. “Taking notes.”
“You’re taking notes about my cock?”
“Not that…” Not only that anyway. “It’s for my writing.”
Ahahahahahahah Jesus Pen.. take all the notes, tell us later

“Before I could find out, he stood, pocketed his phone, and turned as if to head to his bedroom.
He was just going to…leave? After all that?
“Wait!” I blurted. “You can’t go yet. I have questions.”
Duuude ahahahahahah girl why ahahahah

“He was huge. Like…medically concerning. Possibly requiring its own passport.” That’s what she said 😂

“I couldn’t stop staring. I couldn’t remember the last time I’d been this close to a penis” same girl, saaame

Yeah, I would totally sue Mabel and Brady on top for what the fuck was that.. Like that’s ridiculous