Kaelah’s Reviews > A Fire Upon the Deep > Status Update

Power surge in outer space.

If the sleeper cells are telling you they are sleeper cells, you should probably believe them.

The celery looking alien went psycho and turned on them!

I keep interpreting the alien named Greenstalk as a giant celery humanoid but with the voice of C-3PO.

Hide your humans!

Oh they detoured to another planet to repair the spaceship? I really want them to find a kooky old man and a much younger man who won’t shut up about the Force or his beautiful sister.

Some parts are actually wholesome, then other parts I’m wondering why orgies needed to be mentioned again.

“chronic theorizers”
Conspiracy theorists?

200 pages later and it’s finally starting to pick up

“‘Don’t act like more of a jerk than you are’”