Jayson’s Reviews > You're Only Old Once!: A Book for Obsolete Children > Status Update
Jayson
is finished

Notes:
(1) More satirical poem than a Seussian book.
- Albeit still Seuss in its rhyming and look.
- A hospital visit and gripe on old age,
All snarky acceptance: no sadness nor rage.
(2) While being so wry keeps it firmly afloat,
What's holding it back is it's very one-note.
- It beats a dead horse, you get more than the gist,
Not really a plot, just a long grievance list.
— May 27, 2026 03:15AM

Notes:
(1) More satirical poem than a Seussian book.
- Albeit still Seuss in its rhyming and look.
- A hospital visit and gripe on old age,
All snarky acceptance: no sadness nor rage.
(2) While being so wry keeps it firmly afloat,
What's holding it back is it's very one-note.
- It beats a dead horse, you get more than the gist,
Not really a plot, just a long grievance list.
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