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Natalia told us she'd put menstrual blood in Diego's coffee.
what in the fuck even, mariana. smoking in bed is the least of our problems right now.
— 20 hours, 13 min ago
what in the fuck even, mariana. smoking in bed is the least of our problems right now.
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sometimes i wonder how writers pick which story to title the collection after because this is usually where i start assuming it has to be the best, right??? well, the dangers of smoking in bed was kinda ass ngl but the next one, coincidentally the last one, was much better so we keep on rolling.
— May 27, 2026 12:23AM
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I wonder how that works logistically, maybe she uses a menstrual cup? Or squeezed out a tampon? Spitting in the coffee would be sooooo much easier. And wouldn’t affect the taste or smell…
terka wrote: "I wonder how that works logistically, maybe she uses a menstrual cup? Or squeezed out a tampon? Spitting in the coffee would be sooooo much easier. And wouldn’t affect the taste or smell…"yeah she used gauze and squeezed the blood out - apparently she did it to make the guy fall for her :D
To make the guy fall for her? What kind of voodoo did she think she was doing??
lotus wrote: "whaaaaaaat is this even about"its a collection of short stories. and this story is about these bunch of chicks lusting after one man who chose the 'ugly' girl.
V.ya wrote: "To make the guy fall for her? What kind of voodoo did she think she was doing??"an old grandma's recipe :DD
it didnt work btw
Thank God. We don’t want this practice to spread. Ever. 😂
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