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sara
is 40% done
shane hollander in the torture nexus like damn situationship ghosted you for six months then you had to watch him win the stanley cup then you had to present an award with him then you guys fuck and he gives you no aftercare just shitty vodka AND he doesn’t even kiss you…. ilya rozanov lucky shane didn’t have a girl friend in his life like me bc it would be over i fear i’d tell him to leave
— May 27, 2026 03:31PM
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sara
is 97% done
IM SO CLOSE TO FREEDOM (never having to hear this guys russian accent ever again)
— May 28, 2026 06:45AM
sara
is 94% done
i’m finally almost free from this guys bad russian accent thank the lord
— May 28, 2026 06:25AM
sara
is 90% done
wait tea sorry guys i promise i have in depth thoughts im just in migraine hell rn
— May 28, 2026 05:59AM
sara
is 85% done
have a migraine but powering through for yaoi and my anthropological study
— May 28, 2026 05:28AM
sara
is 74% done
#WILLYOUCOMETOMYCOTTAGETHISSUMMERDONTGOTORUSSIACOMETOMYHOUSE
— May 27, 2026 07:15PM
sara
is 71% done
shane after the all stars heart to heart: ilya ilya ilya ilya ilya ilya ilya. bro has NAWT stopped using his first name and i think that’s beautiful.
— May 27, 2026 07:00PM
sara
is 67% done
waittttt different will you come to my cottage just dropped that’s crazy
— May 27, 2026 06:36PM
