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"As for me, my self-published debut novel Fanshawe received several kind reviews (mainly from friends and family), though sales have been modest. Actually, I destroyed most of the unsold copies because they were taking up too much space in my barn."

This is fuckin hilarious!

Oops! I thought this was satirical fiction. It is in fact a how-to nonfiction. 😂 It's still entertaining and hilarious, so I'll finish it. Freebie on NetGalley at the moment.