maya’s Reviews > Heir of Twisted Lies > Status Update
maya
is 88% done
“the dark watch parted like an even darker sea” is such a terrible sentence girl im bored let’s open a thesaurus
— 20 hours, 34 min ago
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maya
is 88% done
it’s my goal to not DNF any books this year but this is so hard like why does she now know how to fight? why are they even having this big battle?
— 20 hours, 28 min ago
maya
is 68% done
took a break because this shit got way too boring and why are we almost 70% through the book and they’re JUST starting the main plot quest
— May 28, 2026 12:04PM
maya
is 47% done
how has there been no substantial plot development except for them getting married. why did it take so long for them to get married if so important. why is the plot ABSENT
— May 18, 2026 05:08PM
maya
is 38% done
how does she go from omg my brother is getting tortured because of me i’m beside myself with worry :( to getting enthusiastically dicked down like girl i’m not prude but let’s be real here
— May 17, 2026 10:52PM
maya
is 29% done
can’t even enjoy these stupid annoying soulless characters getting married less than 30% in because this group of white guys decided 6 feet away from me on an open beach was the best place to set up and play bass boosted house music and beer pong
— May 17, 2026 08:25PM
maya
is 4% done
this is stupid because you’d think lyra of all people would understand needing to lie about your past to survive but instead she’s like ong he deceived me!! girl whatever
— May 17, 2026 05:53PM

