maya’s Reviews > Heir of Twisted Lies > Status Update

it’s my goal to not DNF any books this year but this is so hard like why does she now know how to fight? why are they even having this big battle?

17% to go. could not feel longer

took a break because this shit got way too boring and why are we almost 70% through the book and they’re JUST starting the main plot quest

how has there been no substantial plot development except for them getting married. why did it take so long for them to get married if so important. why is the plot ABSENT

how does she go from omg my brother is getting tortured because of me i’m beside myself with worry :( to getting enthusiastically dicked down like girl i’m not prude but let’s be real here

can’t even enjoy these stupid annoying soulless characters getting married less than 30% in because this group of white guys decided 6 feet away from me on an open beach was the best place to set up and play bass boosted house music and beer pong

this is stupid because you’d think lyra of all people would understand needing to lie about your past to survive but instead she’s like ong he deceived me!! girl whatever