Raine’s Reviews > The Count of Monte Cristo > Status Update

poisonings, murders, duels, lesbians, cross dressing, opera, faking your own death, there’s something for everybody!

sorry but there’s no way he’s giving up there?? i didn’t come this far just to come this far edmond!

madame de villefort…. her lady macbeth slay

sorry noirtier is kind of hilarious. scattering the wedding in the most dramatic way possible i get him

i think i’ve made a grave mistake…… it just won’t end

the amount of side characters in this is crazy i need a flowchart for all these people omg

not sure i’m grasping the importance of this Roman detour… what happened to the original plot of the movie??