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"'Oh my God, Alan, I'll never wash these jeans again.'
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'Take me upstairs,' she said. 'If you can't make it that far, take me to the couch. And if you can't make it to the couch, do me right here on the kitchen floor.
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You are one fantastic lover, Alan.' 'So are you.'"
Such a lame sex scene 😆
— May 28, 2026 01:36PM
[...]
'Take me upstairs,' she said. 'If you can't make it that far, take me to the couch. And if you can't make it to the couch, do me right here on the kitchen floor.
[...]
You are one fantastic lover, Alan.' 'So are you.'"
Such a lame sex scene 😆
